Copyright 2006 Matti Ardison
          LESSER KNOWN FACTS ABOUT MATTI ARDISON
  • Born: yes
  • Place of birth:   Canada.
  • Astrological Sign:  Gemini/Aquarius/Cancer
  • Who I like listening to currently:  Girlyman, Bright Eyes, Ellen Degeneres, Amy Goodman, Matisyahu.
  •  Musical influences:  PJ Harvey, Mazzy Star, Kristen Hersh, Patti Smith.
  •  My biggest political/moral concern:  Climate change due to oil/coal   production and gas emissions.
  • Bands I used to play in :  Living Room(aka The Snitches)  Bunk,  It's Not My Onion, Yukon, The G-String Theory.
  • How Long I've Been Playing music:  Since gestation. but I was more into the kick-drum then.
  • Favorite actual news headlines: Prostitutes appeal to pope,   AND: Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.                                                                                                                          
  •  Favorite definition: Puritanism: The haunting fear that  someone, somewhere may be happy.                                                                                                
  •  Favorite oxymoron: Act naturally.
  • Favorite thing to say at Thanksgiving:  Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
  • I know it's going to be a bad day when: I turn on the TV and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
  • Favorite country song lyric: get your tongue outa my mouth cos I'm kissing you goodbye.
  • Favorite thing to do when bored: Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent.
  • Favorite way to annoy: ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  • Favorite thing to ponder: If Pro is the opposite of CON, is progress the opposite of congress?
  • Favorite relevant fact: In Los Angeles,  there are fewer  people than automobiles.
  • How I know I'm getting older: I look forward to a dull evening.

 "Zero Gravity"